1 definition by jomommascookies

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(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

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