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(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
by Grinning Cat April 01, 2015
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A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
by indiana4evah February 27, 2010
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n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man
The vice president is a total pence.
by pseudononymous November 19, 2016
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The cremated products of an abortion. Usually the cremated remains are of miscarriages that happened so early women didn't even realize they were pregnant, aka cremated menstruation blood.
I just picked up my pence that week. My lawyer said the court needs to have my pence for evidence because my period was 2 weeks late.
by Periodsforpence November 19, 2016
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The name given to puppet that is being controlled by another puppet.
by KILsDaddy February 07, 2017
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To sword fight with your penis.
Also the Vice President of the United States.
Hey Jon, I see you have to take a piss as well, would you like to have a sword fight? We could "Pence"
by Dipshitty417 March 28, 2017
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Someone's bitch; a coolie; a lackey.

Origin: from Mike Pence doing Donald Trump's bidding. He's Trump's ultimate bitch.
Why do you have to be such a pence? Stand up for yourself. Pencing will result in no one ever respecting you.
by WerdNerd17 February 07, 2017
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