kosmowski
"He must be a kosmowski."
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Kozlowski
Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
Kozlowski by Lien The ikswolzok January 30, 2018
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kosmowski • Kosmoski • Kosowski • Kosowskied • Kozlowski • Koprowski • kosloski • KosmoKitten • Kosmosism • kossowska
Kosowskied
Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013
Kozlowski
Kozlowski by Thenextpresident2020 July 2, 2019
Koprowski
Masculine. One of the best people in the world. Very commonly of polish origin. They are nice and caring and might sometimes make mistakes that they don't even realize. If you can secure one as your friend never let them go but they can sometimes require a lot of work. Will be stingy and not mean to cause harm but will somehow do it anyways. Has impulsive personality so make sure to keep them in the right side of life. The BEST.
Kyle kozlowski
A hottie and makes the girls swoon like crazy. Shy to anyone he likes but crazy with friends. He’s an amazing athlete and kisser !!
Kyle kozlowski by Gggkk April 14, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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