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Kierkegaard 

The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.
You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!
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Kierkegaard 

To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.
I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre
Kierkegaard by Grandfather Time October 4, 2006

kirkegard 

John is so kirkegard
kirkegard by NOOSHSHSHHSHSHSHS August 22, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026