25 definitions by Dr. Simulacra

dirty mandy

any girl who shits in a swimming pool or hot tub and blames it on the guy she is with

I left the party after my GF pulled a dirty mandy on me. Nasty bitch!

by Dr. Simulacra October 16, 2013

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson

No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...

by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013