by DankZenyx April 11, 2020
by Zernaie April 9, 2020
Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
by Juicy0001 March 25, 2022
Valorant is an upcoming free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Riot Games. It is the first game Riot Games has developed in the genre. The game was first announced with the codename Project A in October 2019. It plans to release in Summer 2020.
It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.
Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.
Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
Bob: Aye, mate, you got a Valorant key yet?
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
by TheSingleCell April 9, 2020
A shooter game that many people get mad at because they cant get the beta key
Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
by kufye February 8, 2021
A Team based FPS, same gunplay as CS GO, but with different graphics and more of a cartoon-ish look , this game also adds abilities like Overwatch, but more cancerous, Genuinely fun game with it's downfalls of course, now almost a year
launched, free to play so I would recommend playing it now ,this game was made by RIOT games, with a new agent every act (also episodes)Only available on pc, and a bunch of updates every now and then.
launched, free to play so I would recommend playing it now ,this game was made by RIOT games, with a new agent every act (also episodes)Only available on pc, and a bunch of updates every now and then.
Hey Damien, hop on valorant lets play!
Why would I play that game if I have cs go?
Cause why the fuck not? Its also more fun (dont kill me please)
Why would I play that game if I have cs go?
Cause why the fuck not? Its also more fun (dont kill me please)
by ChaosAndLove March 2, 2021
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