what you call someone just because
hey kid
by jjextreme November 06, 2003
an accident
"SHIT i cant believe we had these kids... i'm sorry"

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"
by narvinator =D August 22, 2008
Little Gifts from God, that most people love, adore, and cherish
If all these kids dont stop runnin around my house, im going to rasise hell!
by Lady with word January 01, 2007
a kid is anyone who acts like a 'kid'. Someone who has no respect in the community. Has a lousy job, acts like a kid and wastes thier time with trivial matters that don't mean much in the long run.
Mike is 40 and lives at home, now thats the definiton of a KID. I bet his mother still wipes his fucking ass for him.
by Fukwit killer September 07, 2007
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit", said God.

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly.

"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having a forbidden fruit break and he was very angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?
Kids are the flowers of life ... on their parents' graves.
by alvit May 17, 2009
A derivative of K.I.D.S.; Kickin Incredibly Dope Shit. A nigga that gets high, dont give a fuck bout nobody, and roams the streets doin fuck shit. Usually rocks fresh casual shit like a baser tee, snapback/fitted/beanie, skater jeans/bball shorts, and a backpack is a must.
Mac Miller, the main characters in Kids (1995), Chayan

raw baser Mac Miller fresh K.I.D.S.
by KIDZZZ May 01, 2011
A period of your life in which you are pretty much high 24/7.
This food tastes amazing, this music sounds awesome, and I'm going to fall asleep easily tonight because I'm a kid.
by Ryan Racioppo January 22, 2006

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