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15.
kid
something i plan on being forever.
adult: im so mature look at my i am so cool.
kid: fuck it.
by kid August 09, 2003
 
16.
kid
A term of endearment used for people truly cared about even if you're really afraid to get close to them. Generally a good person but tends to get their heart mixed up and winds up hurting other people because of it.
Ok, kid. It's ok.
by SweetHeartedGirl May 02, 2009
 
17.
kid
being a kid is the greatest thing ever. ding dong ditch, garden hopping, being clueless about many things, getting away with anything because of your age, being immature, laughing all day, sleepovers, not giving a damn about how you look, not having to work. be a kid forever, its worth it.
Bitch 1: "Omg bbz. That boi is lyk a kid. Wat a Wierdo x"
Bitch 2: "I knoo lyk x"
Kid: "I'm having more fun that you, bitch!"
by Emc366 August 24, 2010
 
18.
kid
1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.

2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"

3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!

2) Hey kid!

3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
by Blackwolf Morrow October 01, 2005
 
19.
King In Disguise
Lil Crazed is a k.i.d
by David NewYen September 01, 2010
 
20.
Kid
A term usually to describe a male friend, similar to the usage of 'Bloke' by the British. It can be used in reference to a complete stranger to close family.

It is interchangeable with dude and other slang to describe people. Age is not an issue when using the term.
He seems like a pretty cool kid.

This kid at my office is a total ass.
by ErikF&OrenP August 31, 2009
 
21.
The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010