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look at that cute kid suckling on that goat!
by Animal lover! January 03, 2004
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Lil Crazed is a k.i.d
by David NewYen September 01, 2010
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A term usually to describe a male friend, similar to the usage of 'Bloke' by the British. It can be used in reference to a complete stranger to close family.

It is interchangeable with dude and other slang to describe people. Age is not an issue when using the term.
He seems like a pretty cool kid.

This kid at my office is a total ass.
by ErikF&OrenP August 31, 2009
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Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.
I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
by Saints September 29, 2003
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something i plan on being forever.
adult: im so mature look at my i am so cool.
kid: fuck it.
by kid August 09, 2003
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the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.
my kids are my reason for living
by mamajoey June 18, 2008
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The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010
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