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Kenard
They are that one in 10,00 that is very talented and smart they are loyal they are your friend the person that you can rely on the friend that helps you they are very confident and easily able to outperform others they are easy to talk to and doesn’t rely on what people think about them or what there repetition is
Kenard is very skillful
Kenard
Kenard Is One loyal Nigga And Hate All You Friendly Ass Hoes And He Don’t FUCK WITH NONE OF YOU BITCHES He Is Smart,Handsome,And A Lil Dumb In The Brain,HE THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE AND KENARAD HATE CHILDISH ASS KIDS AND FRIENDLY STANK HOES THATS THE BIGGEST THING KENARD HATE (SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD)
Kenard Is Sexy Asf
Ketard
noun, informal
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.
Ketard by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017
Ketard
ketogenic retard; normally used as a term against those who treat the keto diet as if it's the end all be all to weight loss and like calories mean nothing.
Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)
Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)
Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
An example of a ketard can be found as one of the very writers of one of these definitions, actually! Notice how they resort to strawmanning anyone who isn't on their holy keto diet as a fat pig who is merely envious of the ketard who supposedly lost 100+ pounds? Quite the example right there!
Ketard by eat ass, skip class July 2, 2019
Rolls Kenardly
Person 1: Hey nice car! Is it new?
Person 2: Yup, it's a rolls kenardly.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It rolls down one hill, Kenardly get up the next.
Person 1: ZOMGLMFAO
Person 2: Yup, it's a rolls kenardly.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It rolls down one hill, Kenardly get up the next.
Person 1: ZOMGLMFAO
Rolls Kenardly by AAAARRRROOOONNNN September 11, 2008
Kenard
Kenard is a gay ass nigga who love him some long ass dick. They start off like rainbows then go on pornhub to watch 2 niggas kissing a bathroom about to have some good ass gay sex. Kenard loves boys
Kenard best his meat to boys shake ass.
Kenard best his meat to boys shake ass.
Kenard by Kenard Gay December 4, 2019
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