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Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.
Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.
Kaiden Blake by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009
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Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake was one of the original scene kings years back but left the internet for a long period of time. He came back and was recently recruited by Clint Catalyst (another scene king) to the Renegades Of Style with people like Audrey Kitching and Linda Strawberry. He used to write on myspace and his blogs would go to #1. He has music written and recorded by him floating around on the internet and has become a popular search on both google and youtube. He talks to all the other scene kings (Clint, Matthew Lush, Alex Evans, Chris Crocker, etc) and models as well. His hair changes more times than some people change underwear but the crazy fangirls love him for it.
SceneGirl: OMG! Did u see the new Kaiden Blake pic?
SceneBoy: no where do i get it?
SceneGirl: Google it!
Kaiden Blake by CrocoDie June 20, 2008

Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake made his way to the internet at the early age of 10. As an escape from his very abusive and troubling childhood he started out by designing professional houses on The Sims Online and soon became a well known icon in virtual worlds. He ventured off to games like There.com and Second Life before he put his persona to use in the real world. He joined social networking sites like Myspace, Buzznet and Livejournal with the intention of getting his writing circulated out into the world. One of his mission was and still is to help victims of child abuse, mistreatment, and neglect. Giving troubled teens inspiration and hope around the world, his blogs were quickly successful at climbing to the top of the charts.

Unfortunately, the battles in his past were not quite over. His estranged father had deleted and hacked into all of his social networking sites, deleting them on two occasions, which deleted over 150,000 fans and supporters. Kaiden left the internet for awhile finally coming back in February of 2008. As an adult he was ready to get his career back on track. He was recruited for the Renegades of Style, an exclusive group of eight bloggers in total who were making an impact on the fashion industry with the hopes of touring across the country. The ROS disbanded shortly after Kaiden moved to California from his hometown in Detroit, Michigan.

Kaiden entered the modeling industry modeling for several clothing companies and was sponsored by one of Hollywood's most trendy salons, Hairroin Salon. Apart from his modeling and internet notoriety he was featured in an indie film, a music video (Katastrophe), spoken word video, as well as a documentary for the broadway show Forever Plaid which landed him on the red carpet. Unlike the other names in his line of work, he has maintained a very family friendly image. He was popularly quoted "It's nice that sex sells in the entertainment industry, but my sex nor my dignity is for sale." He was the only individual in the scene department of the industry who remained classy and did not exploit himself with nudity or foulplay.
"Kaiden Blake has to be my biggest inspiration ever!"

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026