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Justerbation

This is a masterbation act performed by people called Justin, first discovered on 10/02/2016 when a guy by the name of Justin dislocated his shoulder by performing such an act it caused serious injury which resulted in him having to work from home for a whole week.
Justin isn't in the office today, he's had a major weekend of justerbation
Justerbation by rhodzy September 21, 2016
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Busterbating

The act of masturbating on public transportation in view of other riders. Can be performed by a bus bandit or even by a driver or conductors. For an extra thrill, you can also videotape yourself and post the videos later online for others to enjoy. The solo version of a bus job.
"I was on my way to work this morning and the guy in front of me was either busterbating or he had one nasty case of crabs."
Busterbating by adurabull August 26, 2013
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jitterbating

The act of secret nervous masturbation before having sex with a girl to last longer - usually in her bathroom.
girl- Were you jitterbating while you were in there? because your dick seems to have lost its soul.
jitterbating by Sweek September 19, 2011

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026