jitterbating

The act of secret nervous masturbation before having sex with a girl to last longer - usually in her bathroom.

girl- Were you jitterbating while you were in there? because your dick seems to have lost its soul.

jitterbating by Sweek September 19, 2011

Jitterbang 

Jitterbang - Happens when a person who is of high spirits gets his/her mood shut down by one event. This can happen at anytime, anyplace, and to anyone. The event can as simple as an ant bite, or as major as a family death.

Devon:Dude! I am having the greatest day ever!

Devin:Why?

Devon:I got an A on my test, i got a bucket of KFC, and I just got back from the DMV with my license!

Devin:Oh wow...I'm jelly.

Cameron:Devon! Someone just stole your bucket of KFC!

Devon:*tears* NOOOO!

Devin:You've just been Jitterbanged *Giggidy giggidy*

Jitterbang by PaNtHeRtArD August 22, 2011

Jetturbating 

Using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.

Kim: I walked in on Chad in the hot tub! He said he was just trying to clean his junk, but I could tell he was jetturbating.

Jetturbating by Craigglea August 26, 2012