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sloppy jalopy 

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.
sloppy jalopy by geoff May 20, 2005
Related Words
Julopa julopper jalopy jalop jalopie julo Jalopnik julor julot Junophobia

slop jalops 

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.
Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
slop jalops by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013
The one and only man who can bring light or laughter into your life. He is a man who can pleasure a woman into an eternal orgasmic state.
Julo's here, hahaha.

Julo's here, hahahafuckmehahahaha.
julo by JL Padilla June 13, 2008
A ghetto delicacy which consists of any flavor Kool aid placed in a styrofoam cup and then frozen. There usually sold out of someones house and they cost about a quarter. The best way to eat one is to take it of the cup and flip it over so that the bottom side is up cause its always mad juice at the bottom
It's hot as a mugg, lets go round to Ms. Lindsay house and get a julup.
julup by Tia Samone July 5, 2005
Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.
Jalopie by FISH <>< February 27, 2004
A word used as a last resort when you don’t know what to say or can’t find the words to express yourself. May be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or interjection, and often pronounced with an Italian accent and hand gesture. Most commonly used as an interjection or exclamation.
Interjection/Exclamation: Julopa
“I dont know what to say.... Like, julopa, much?”
“Uhhh.... Julopa!!”

Noun: Julopa
“The julopa hit me like a ton of bricks
“He was overwhelmed with a sudden sense of julopa.”

Adjective: Julopa, julopish
“Oh my gosh, that’s so julopa/julopish”
“It was a very julopish conversation.”

Verb: Julopa, julope, juloping, juloped
“I julopa/julope all the time
“They were juloping”
“Man, I juloped so hard the other day”
Julopa by Emerducks February 13, 2019