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To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
by roger khouri November 26, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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check out her jalops!
by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005
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v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003
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Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
by Ahndi September 25, 2003
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the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
by Deek Méhöfwright June 14, 2010
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What Cosmix said
by AHH September 24, 2003
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