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"Hey Red-nut reckons you can't have the print room door open because it's too hot"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"
by manbearpig1234 October 05, 2009
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J.P. stands for jewish princess. jewish princess refers to a jewish girl who is very spoiled by her parents, and gets mainly everything she wants.
"man, that girl is such a j.p. her dad gets her everything"
by amaziing person January 14, 2007
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v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.
Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.
by Massimo2112 September 04, 2007
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JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.
Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.
by Gary_T April 17, 2015
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A young man between the age of 18-25 which claims to be straight, but deep down inside loves the cock in or around his mouth or anus
Man that guys a pretty big JP
by Area 51 4 LIFE January 25, 2009
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did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP
by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 21, 2010
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Acronym for junior partier. It is used to describe someone who is not down for a party or fun time. Someone who will not partake in fun events, drink more beer, etc.
"Hey James, you want to see who will have a longer keg stand?"-Mike
"Naw dude"-James
"Dude, don't be such a jp."-Mike
"Fine, let's do it"-James
by Zack Schmitt May 15, 2008
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