jps 

An acronym for 'John Player Special', a brand of cigarette marketed by Imperial Tobacco LLC (Imperial Brands Ltd. in Canada). The John Player Special brand is well known for its less chemical, yet more bold taste than many blends available on the mianstream market. The signature elegant gold lettering on black packaging has earned the blend the nick name 'The Black Death'. Though Imperial Tobacco has released at least red and white renditions of the package (the latter of which was at one point the subject of a massive advertising spree in the UK), the most popular blend and type remains the International Blend, King Size Black (as opposed to American Blend).

JPS is often (whether true or not) cited as the most potentially health-damaging non-american blend allowed for sale by Health Canada

jps by Karma April 5, 2005

jps 

Jean-Paul Sartre, the famous existentialist philosopher and author of Being and Nothingness, as referred to by people who are tired of trying to pronounce his last name.

1: Is it pronounced "Sart-ruh" or just "Sart"?
2: Huh?
1: You know, the philosopher . . .

2: Oh, you mean JPS?

jps by sishu7 April 22, 2011

JPS 

A Jamaican slang for "how come?"

Boy: I'm not gonna be able to go clubbin' with y'all tonight.
Girl: JPS?

JPS by swmfrddy December 21, 2012

jps 

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

jps by afextz September 30, 2004

JPS 

Acronym in spanish for 'together forever'
'juntos por siempre'

Her: Iloveyou baby
Him: iloveyou too babe
Her: Jps?
Him: Yes babee forever

JPS by gigilove November 11, 2011

JPS 

Acronym for "Justine P. Saying" which has become a cutesy term for "Just Saying"

Lisa A: That book is pure trash. Just saying.
Lisa B: That book is pure trash. Justine P. Saying
Lisa C: That book is pure trash. JPS

JPS by hardwiredforfun July 17, 2012

JPS 

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

JPS by Action Steve June 11, 2006