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This is a code word for smoking weed if you have to keep it secret from those around you i.e. parents.
Yo, order the pizza first before we joize one off
joize by jizzalman November 11, 2006
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joie is a BEAUTIFUL person and doesnt realize it somehow. and doesn't understand how amazing she is. shes so smart but doesnt like to show it. she doesnt think highly of herself when she is amazing. shes so nice and doesnt deserve all the stuff she goes through. if you ever meet a joie become friends with her and you wont regret it. she will always be there for her so do the same. she is a bit too judgey sometimes so you may need to keep her in line sometimes. she doesnt mean anything by it, she just doesnt realize that that she can be a bit harsh. she has a bubbly personality and you should keep her forever.
boy 1: shes kinda cute
boy 2: ikr😏😏😏

(this part is a joke but joie is hot 🥵)
joie by thatbitchybitch101 October 22, 2019
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joize • joizee sure • joie • JOINER • Jozef • joisey • Jizelle • Joilet • joze • Jozefien

joie de vivre 

a delight in being alive; keen, carefree enjoyment of living. Hearty or carefree enjoyment of life. A love of life. From French, meaning “joy of living.”

Joie de vivre, as one scholar has written, "can be a joy of conversation, joy of eating, joy of anything one might do… And joie de vivre may be seen as a joy of everything, a comprehensive joy, a philosophy of life.
she loves to travel the world, dance wildly and have many lovers... she genuinely is a joie de vivre
joie de vivre by 805amanda August 10, 2007
Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend
Kid hi can we be friends

Jizel sure
Jizel by Jizel July 13, 2017
Jozell:

A happy boy who is always with a good attitude he always makes everyone laugh by his funny talk, or by his ridiculous jokes😂. He's always making jokes to everything and usually he is opinionated🤔, but he is a good person. If you find a jozell you are one of the most lucky ones cause he will always make u smile every single day even if ur on ur sad side😔➡️😁. He is Crazy and loud, u will still laugh even if he is on the other side of the room 🤣🗣. He brightens up the room ✨. He might sometimes be late and also argue but he does it in a happy/crazy mode😜.he might not worry that much in studying he is not nerdy.✖️🤓,but he is smart in some ways😉. He will always make ur day, always make ur day. 😋
Jozell is a happy, great, funny, and cool person
jozell by @happy_girl May 9, 2018
A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .
Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.
Jizelle by Achoooooo November 28, 2017

January Joiner 

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.
I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.
January Joiner by Brent Michael January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on January 19, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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