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1. noun: the whitish fluid produced by the male reproductive organs during ejaculation.
Synonyms: ejaculate.
2. verb: the act of ejaculating semen.
Etymology: possibly from Latin jacere, meaning throw
chiefly British
It seemed like the slippery, sticky jissom was everywhere afterwards. This would turn out to be -- by far -- the most benign of the many consequences he would experience as a result of not using a condom.
jissom by im_the_definer2008 October 6, 2008
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rancid jissom

A euphemism coined by William S. Burroughs, used in the same sense as the metaphor "finding the common thread," albeit implying the 'common thread' is itself something awful; junk addiction, in Burroughs' case.
"The world network of junkies, tuned on a cord of rancid jissom, tying up in furnished rooms, shivering in the junk-sick morning." -from 'Naked Lunch'
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Mythical substance.

The ultimate aphrodisiac drug, as Eldorado is the ultimate country.
After they had absorbed the jisso, their collective fuck was flawless, endless, unreal.
jisso by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

Jisso-so 

When something tastes "not good, but not bad".
"How does it taste?". "Jisso-so".
Jisso-so by TinyMacaroon🥰 October 3, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026