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jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.
Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!
Jiggling Keys by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015

dingaling sting 

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..
hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.
dingaling sting by joshxmoore July 31, 2009

Spur Jiggling

Girl 1: Were you out spur jiggling again?
Girl 2: Yeah I had sex with 5 guys last night.
Spur Jiggling by Chum73 July 10, 2010

Jungling 

The act of absolutely fucking up something to the point where fixing it is just ridiculous. This can apply to phones, electronics, social situations, or any kind of project.
Man, I was talking to this girl and it was going great until Jake started jungling it all up by being creepy.
Jungling by Billyatthedisco December 22, 2015

Ningaling 

Slang for when you say you smell like my Nans toes
Your a ningaling bruv famalam