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a well-known forum in the legal community, otherwise known as the sewer where the perverts and racists of xoxohth go to roost after three years of law school, resulting in broken wallets and broken dreams. most of them are either unemployed, sweating it out in unventilated document review basements, or doing toilet ID work. some appear to be dangerously close to "leaving las vegas" levels of despair. to cope, they either threaten suicide, act out their fantasies by pretending to be BIGLAW associates, or talk about scat.
i failed the bar, because i have the i.q. of a lemur, but i blame it all on affirmative action, and now i pass the time talking my inability to control my bowel movements on jdjive.

i can't get a job, so i talk about giving a dirty sanchez to my imaginary secretary on jdjive.
jdjive by All-Knowing Monkey June 20, 2006
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A fantasting site for attorneys and aspiring attorneys. It was shut down abruptly. But the enterprising attorneys then moved en masse to http://www.barXam.com
Now that jdjive has shut down I get my information at barXam.
jdjive by BarXam December 15, 2008
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026