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Jackness
Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.
I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007
Jannessa
Jannessa is an amazing person. She is a social butterfly and doesn’t know it, she puts others needs before hers and is very supportive.Is very active and loves sports. Always so hunger and eats others food. Beautiful even though she disagrees. Jannessa is a outgoing person, she will take risks to see the outcome. She’s always ready to try new things and meet new people. Sometimes crazy and freaky, which is fun when with friends. Is full of all kinds of jokes. Kind of forgetful and a lucky person.
Jannessa by Sempiesause October 5, 2019
jankiness
The state of being janky. Used to describe an amount or a level within that state -- studied by a jankologist.
Jankless
1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.
2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people
2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people
Jankless by the nomads August 10, 2009
Jannessa
Jannessa is amazing and really cute even though she denies it. She will try to come to as many of your sporting events as she can. She likes to play sports to including wrestling "which is not weird, it's awesome" and she makes you feel great every time you talk to her. <3
Jannessa by DilutionJake December 7, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"