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Bo Jankins 

The (fictitious) crappiest man who has ever lived. He is origin of the word janky, which refers to something that is akin to Bo Jankins or something that he owned. To be used as an adjective meaning extremely or extaordinarily janky.
"I'm tired of living in this Bo Jankins house, I want to live somewhere where at least one thing actually functions correctly."
Bo Jankins by Mompkin April 23, 2006
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Old Man Jankins 

A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Man, 'Old Man Jankins' a prick...
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Old man jankins 

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing

leeroy jenkins 

Either the bravest SOB in World of Warcraft history, or the stupidest; depending on your point of view. Rushed into an enemy stronghold alone, roaring his name; forcing the rest of his guild to follow and turning their chances of victory from 32.33(repeating)% to zero. At least he has chicken.

To "pull a Leeroy Jenkins" is to rush into a dangerous situation alone without following strategy, forcing your allies to follow and leading to the inevitable, definitive, graphic demise of your team. In essence, your entire team got wombo comboed because of you. If you don't try to laugh this off by saying, "At least I have chicken", or at the very least acknowledge your foolishness, you not only fail at the game, you fail at life.
Note: NEVER try to pull a Leeroy Jenkins if you're an actual member of the military. Chances are no one will make it out alive. And you won't even have chicken to comfort you.
"All right chums, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jeeeeeenkins!"
"You really pulled a leeroy jenkins on that one, dumbass."
leeroy jenkins by MoKiller April 9, 2015

Jankiins 

From the latin word of genitalia jankiins refers to a curse word which translate from the aizkrauklian language meaning ''Fuck your face''
I'm gonna jankiins you
Jankiins by The Aizkraulian February 7, 2019

Michael Jenkins 

The boy of every girls dreams. He's gorgeous inside and out. You will never find anyone more caring and supportive. He may seem arrogant at first but give him time to unravel and you will understand his beauty inside. Don't bother trying to break his heart it won't work because you don't mean that much to him. Michael is sexyyyy. He is amazing there isn't an inch of his personality you wouldn't like. He is the closest thing to perfection. Also he has a HUGE DICK like trust me ;)
Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come

leeroy jenkins 

n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.

v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
"LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"

"omg he just ran in"

"goddamn it leeroy"

Leeroy Jenkins
leeroy jenkins by V.C.C. September 22, 2008