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Gulab Jamoon

A fluid exclamation used to express ones current state of mind. What emotion is being expressed is dependant on context clues, and must be interpreted in that way.

Can be used to replace any curse word, exclamation or sound effect
GULAB JAMOON, MR ORSOUW GAVE ME A RED CARD!!!
I’m so excited for the punk concert, Gulab Jamoon!
That brugger is bothering me for the fifth time today, ughhhh Gulab Jamoonnnn
Related Words

Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon
Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?
Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

Coulie jambon 

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass
Coulie jambon by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022
Someone who doesn't know the obvious or oversees it because hes stubborn
i am anti jamool. I know everything.
jamool by @king, Hello Miles August 25, 2022

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.
You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!
Jaboon by Vash8504 February 27, 2011