17 definitions by The Penguin Incarnate

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.
Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.
by The Penguin Incarnate June 8, 2003
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n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.
Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!
by The Penguin Incarnate October 14, 2003
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A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.
by The Penguin Incarnate June 8, 2003
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One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.
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n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.
Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 21, 2003
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The Man, the Mystery, the Chin. The greatest hero of all time.
Bruce Campbell single handedly destroyed the Deadites on several occasions and there by saved mankind.
by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003
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The inversion of Led Zepplin or Ditka, something that is abhorrent to God and man.
Butkus was on Sport Center again trying to denounce Coach Ditka, what a cockjockey.
by The Penguin Incarnate June 8, 2003
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