Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.
Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.
by eyaare June 28, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.
You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.
by Rosaroso Tomeno December 09, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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