Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.
Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.
by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003
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Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.
Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003
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Jerz

Short form of wordJerzakie/word that gay men shout prior to performing an wordalabama crab apple/word.
yes
yes
that's it
oh my god
ahh
ahh
JERZ
JERZ
JERZ
woo
phew
yea
by Cosmixmaster June 14, 2003
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dynagrip

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?
by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003
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gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.
Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.
by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003
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funky badonkadonk monkey

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003
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Ditka

Something that is incredibly badass
Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.
by Cosmixmaster January 03, 2003
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