Cosmixmaster's definitions

Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

dynagrip

...needs to shut the fuck up.

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?

by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003

Ditka

Something that is incredibly badass

Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.

by Cosmixmaster January 3, 2003