is a faggot.
Jake loves dick.
by Jakethepenislover August 10, 2013
A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
by jakeyascrub October 31, 2012
A born King or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.
You get to experience a higher purpose of life following your leader, jake.
by randomcunt July 05, 2012
An alternative to 'Jokes"
" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"
by ChanG2 September 26, 2011
someone with a very small penis, but will claim they have a large one not by bragging about it but by being in denial and blushing and avoiding eye contact and being shy
jake because you are jake so you have a small one
by miss.correctmeifimwrong July 16, 2011
Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.
He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.
by Nicklyn May 28, 2011
A douche bag,Thinks he's the coolest kid in school,big headed,loves to mess with girls feelings. Can't talk in real life.
"I wouldn't trust jake,he showed my pics to the whole school"

"Jake is Douche bag matieral, not boyfriend material"

"Jake is a Crazy party animal"

"Jake has a heart?"

"Jake will ignore you for no reason"
by Tatiana447 February 04, 2014

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