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99.
an annoying italian who thinks hes the shit and makes fun of canadians
everyone hates jake
by canadian128975 January 02, 2011
 
100.
It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 19, 2006
 
101.
Jake is usually tall. Enjoys playing guitar has red hair or brown hair. Blue eyes. Very smart although he doesnt show it. Very emotional once you get to know him. All around great and funny guy if you can get past that he is a bit of a bitch. Has a tiny penis.
OMG that guy over there is such a Jake!
by RAWRIMAKITTY March 11, 2011
 
102.
A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.
He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
 
103.
Yet another way to say gay. To things, not at someone.
-Usually expressed by spelling J-A-K-E, Jake, Jake, Jake!
Thats Jake!!!
by Tom Smith Leroy III November 23, 2003
 
104.
to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.
My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.
by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005
 
105.
A common American name, usually someone who is gay.
My brother Jake, likes other men.
by Sweet niblets May 01, 2009