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1.
Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.
"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."
by 'sup P June 02, 2005
 
2.
1)A person who gets a bad rep from those who don't have an idea of what it's like to be forced into a situation where they have no other choice. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the "easy way out;" it's an extremely dangerous and scary lifestyle. However, after a certain amount of time in the game, drug dealers gain a false sense of invincibility and find themselves as addicted to serving the fiends as the fiends are to the product they serve. It's a vicious cycle because, once they get caught, they have a felony on their record and are thus unable to get a "legit" job so they often times fall back into the same old pattern. They're generally not bad people, most of them have good hearts and dreams just like the rest of us, but due to whatever circumstance, are forced into a lifestyle where they put their lives on the line on a daily basis. Maybe if this society was less capitalistic and more socialistic it would have less drug dealers.

2)The government.
1)Drug dealer -- Anthony just had a new baby boy and he wants to be there for his child. He tried putting in his applications to various establishments but no one seemed to hire him. He's attending college with hopes of being a teacher someday. However, his baby needs to eat RIGHT NOW so he goes out and serves a few fiends who are going to get it from someone else regardless, if not from him.

2) The C.I.A. controls the flow of coke into this country...but believe what you brainwashed muthafuckaz want.
by The Anonymous July 29, 2006
 
3.
a person that sells drugs to anybody to get paid
Drug dealers have a lot of friends.
by lil flip March 31, 2005
 
4.
Contrary to many of you alls beliefs a Drug Dealer could be anyone. Successful drug dealers actually don't fit the "Norm" description. Normally the low dirty trashy dealers don't get far in what they do because they are not educated enough to keep the ball turning. A good drug dealer runs the streets or college campus in a business like form using micro-economics or proven statistics to enforce a safe and gurantee'd profit. A good drug dealer knows his limits. Meaning that if the kid is a fien you don't sell him enough to overdose or cause bodily harm that effects the rest of his life.
Yea my friends a drug dealer; goes to a Division I college out of state and is making insanely good grades and had a scholarship for wrestling. He came from a good family in the suburbs and he sells weed but thats only because in college it's a hobby not a life threatening addictive drug. He makes money and some people are haters and that's why he'll always get further in life then they did.
by Jonkel123 July 10, 2009
 
5.
A man with a nipple ring, lip ring, tattoo of a naked man on his leg, and a lizard on his foot, who sells drug.
Calebb is such a drug dealer.
by hisfavoriteperson June 07, 2010
 
6.
A feudal communist lord.
I got some fungus and some 420 from my drug dealer and I'm going to the park.
by pho-schizzle May 25, 2007
 
7.
a mother fucking piece of shit that thinks he owns the world, giving dope to prostitutes, preps, jocks, cheapskates, and losers.
steven is a drug dealer and he dosen't do drugs because he thinks people that do them have addictive personalities, well fuck you steve, you dumb fuck re-avaluate your position in life because some day your going to get jailed you crumby low life bastard, keep on pushing drugs and because you probably have no heart you will be found dead on the streets some day
by thc free bitch January 13, 2005