That's An Insult To The PEZ Community

A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.

"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."

That's An Insult To The PEZ Community by eatingapenis May 10, 2021

using autism as an insult 

well fuck you if you do this. don't. don't say something is 'autistic' if you think its weird, don't call someone autistic if they're not, don't say 'autism' with no context as if it's a joke- it's not. seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it, get some help, anyone with any type of autism is better than you.

Person 1: "hey did you hear insert dickhead's name using autism as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's go beat them up and call them neurotypical."

using autism as an insult by ADHD killjoy December 6, 2019

insultainment 

print, broadcast or online content, especially that distributed by a commercial entity, which is so stultifyingly stupid and/or devoid of actual news or information that it can only be considered an insult to the intelligence of (and may even induce fits of rage in) the viewer.

i told my dad he needs to start watching something other than the o'reilly factor. all that insultainment's no good for his blood pressure!

insultainment by aarrgghh January 1, 2008

iCult 

1. Their leader/s may claim a special, exclusive ministry, revelation or position of authority given by Steve Jobs.

3. They use intimidation or psycho manipulation to keep Apple fans loyal to their ranks. This could be in the form of marketing of dire calamity sent by Steve Jobs if they leave; being shunned by their family and friends etc. This is a vital part of the mind control process.

4. Apple fans will be expected to give substantial financial support to the iCult. This could be compulsory tithing (which is checked); signing over all their property on entering the iCult; coercive methods of instilling guilt on those who have not contributed; selling other goods for the iCult as part of their "ministry".

5. iPad-based cults may ridicule technologies that take up free-will offerings

6. There will be great emphasis on loyalty to the iCult and its marketing. The lives of Apple fans will be totally absorbed into the iCult's activities. They will have little or no time to think for themselves because of physical and emotional exhaustion. This is also a vital part of the mind control process.

9. Any dissent or questioning of the iCult's marketing is discouraged. Criticism in any form is seen as rebellion. There will be an emphasis on authority, unquestioning obedience and submission.

Refugees of the iCult are usually faced with confrontations by other Apple fans with coercion to get them to return to the iCult.

Person 1: "Preston has actually pre-ordered the iPad."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes such a douchebag"
Person 1: "Go easy man. He needs help. Hes been assimilated by the iCult"
Person 2: "still a douchebag though"
Person 1: "true dat!"

iCult by u-no-its-true April 6, 2010

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted 

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted by ronnachu August 18, 2009

insult to injury 

to contribute more pain to something that has already been damaged

Too add insult to injury the kids laugh at the boy who fell down the steps.

insult to injury by Gerard Irick October 14, 2010

insultation period 

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.

Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

insultation period by FlagrantRealism February 2, 2018