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Invisibitch 

The complete opposite of invisibait. Instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, Invisibitches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn't message them first. They usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)
IM to Douchebag227: Hey man you there?
IM to NormalPerson: Yeah I'm just invisible.
IM to Douchebag227: Why you gotta be such an invisibitch?
IM to NormalPerson: I'm playing madden man...
IM to Douchebag227: Douchebag...
Invisibitch by iillilil May 19, 2009

invisibait

1. Commonly known as lurker. Invisbait is when a friend (or associate) that is sometimes annoying (or someone you just may be tired of) logs into their chat program and goes invisible waiting for you to log on so they can annoy you.
1: Hey man what are you doing on AIM?
2: I was just logging on to see if my girlfriend was here but it turns out Tracy was lurking with invisibait.
1: Ah damn... well... goodnight sucker!
2: Fucking invisbait...
invisibait by iillilil March 31, 2009

Infinishit

When you're on the toilet with severe diarrhea that won't stop.
Friend 1: Hey, do you want to hang out today?
Friend 2: Sorry, I can't. I'm having an infinishit.
Friend 1: Oh god! What did you eat?!
Infinishit by ..d.. October 25, 2015

Invisi-shit 

Usual term for taking a dump, then wiping your ass to find that nothing is on the toilet paper.
"Hey man, I'm sorry I wasted so much of your toilet paper, I wasn't sure if I had an invisi-shit or if I wasn't wiping properly."

"...You're buying me more Charmin Ultra then."
Invisi-shit by Inyourendo^_^ December 15, 2008

invisitits 

To have titties so small that one can go into public without a shirt or bra on and not be charged with public nudity
Bro she's so flat from her waist up its like she has invisitits, but at least she has a booty.
invisitits by Brasilian6 February 25, 2015

invisibitch 

A player on Halo 1,2 or 3 whom over uses the active camo.
Stevie:What the fuck, I just died for no reason!
Rob: Nah man, that invisibitch got you.
invisibitch by Stevie Myers October 20, 2007