internomz 

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.

"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."

internomz by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012

intercombine 

1. to take two or more objects that do not belong together by any means and join them.

2. any two or more objects that can brought together.

1. i intercombined my brother josh and a girl.

2. we intercombined two practice drills today.

intercombine by mark meiners October 18, 2008

intercoma 

1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.

Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.

For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.

intercoma by Fotofly November 27, 2010

intercom groomer 

a way to talk to children without being seen

some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"

intercom groomer by lanazetec125 July 18, 2011

emergency intercom 

the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.

josh: have you listened to the latest episode of emergency intercom?

josiah: no

emergency intercom by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022

California Intercom 

The act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a sexual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone.

Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.

Hey man, I totally want to set up a California Intercom tonight. Can you call my phone at around 10:30?

California Intercom by El Pablo Guapo October 17, 2012

Internot 

Not having full access to all of the internet.

The term used to describe having only partial access to the internet in places like China and elsewhere due to blocking of sites deemed to be subversive.

Since I'm hooked up to the Internot, I couldn't write on Lo Fat's facebook wall today.

Internot by Don't Be That Guy October 22, 2009