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Instacall 

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)
Instacall by mcchris June 20, 2008

Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instafart 

A powerful fart, immediately filling the room with a terrible smell.
We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.
Instafart by Willybeee August 16, 2014

Instafap 

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.
Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!
Instafap by Supermundanae May 23, 2016

Instafamous

A person who's famous on the popular app Instagram because they have thousands of followers. Person is usually a pretty girl who posts a thousand pictures of her face or whatever food she's eating. May include pictures of other people's food
That girl's instafamous, she's got like 10k followers!
Instafamous by Big Daddy N September 25, 2012