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Instafag 

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19
Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.
Instafag by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instafart 

A powerful fart, immediately filling the room with a terrible smell.
We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.
Instafart by Willybeee August 16, 2014

Instafap 

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.
Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!
Instafap by Supermundanae May 23, 2016

Instafamous

A person who's famous on the popular app Instagram because they have thousands of followers. Person is usually a pretty girl who posts a thousand pictures of her face or whatever food she's eating. May include pictures of other people's food
That girl's instafamous, she's got like 10k followers!
Instafamous by Big Daddy N September 25, 2012

Instafamous

Coined by the website instafamous.pro and their hashtag #instafamous it refers to gaining a mass amount of followers on the Instagram app so that you become bit of a celebrity on the app.
I want to get 100,000 followers so I can be Instafamous.
Instafamous by Mr Victorious June 9, 2016