Pay in kind

When someone doesn't have any money and pays with sex.

Lady: "Oh no. I've left my purse at home. How will I pay you?"
Mechanic: "Well you can always pay in kind."
Lady: "You're disgusting"

Pay in kind by Ice Koobs April 18, 2011

Payment in Kind 

Payment in kind, where someone pays something in favours ( does something for you)

i want payment in kinda give me a reach around

Payment in Kind by booob September 28, 2005

Payment in Kind 

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

Payment in Kind by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Evolution of man kind in girl code 

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

Evolution of man kind in girl code by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love” 

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.

I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love” by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Sexy in a Brother Kind of Way 

A type of sexiness found in men. Similar to "the boy next door" or the sexiness of a male friend that you're really close with. Basically, this type of sexiness applies best to Jake Gyllenhaal.

Tessa- Jake Gyllenhaal is sexy in a brother kind of way.
Dakota/ Alex- YES MA'AM!

Sexy in a Brother Kind of Way by Catbasket January 22, 2011

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017