impared 

An idiot's way to type a word that they should've looked up before attempting and failing to spell.

Typo of impaired

The people who can't type impaired correctly are impared to the point of not being able to google a word.

impared by boogeymankittyfaycey April 4, 2008

Vertically impared 

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

Vertically impared by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

musically impared

The one friend that plays music at the party and he doesn't know the music is terrible

This song sucks Billy is so musically impared

musically impared by Bongdragon420 November 13, 2016

intelectually impared 

a complete and utter idiot

cameron you are so intelectually impared.

intelectually impared by shep 27 June 13, 2018

Lingo Impaired 

Lingo impaired
To be limited in your ability or to be completely unable to speak, understand or write in the linguistic stylings of other peoples and cultures.

To be ebonically handicapped is to be lingo impaired.

Lingo Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 11, 2020

Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.

Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.

Ebonically Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Technologically impaired 

someone that has NO CLUE on how to use technology, such as computers, cell phones, ipods, mp3s.

Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!

Technologically impaired by Hyperr Haliee February 23, 2009