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Immockable 

To be exempt from all forms of mocking behaviour directed at ones self. Invincible to all forms of insults of a valid nature. This is usually as a direct consequence of being amazing and God-like.
Liz: "OMG, Daniels so frigging hot, have you ever met anyone cooler than him? Hes SO immockable", Liz's hot cousin: "oh and dont i know it fellow villager, i want his cock =("
Immockable by God89 December 18, 2008

impottable

impottable describes a ball on the ball table that is impossible to pot. Impottable.
He needed to pot the red to get onto the black, but sadly that ball was impottable
impottable by AceHimself October 16, 2013

immutable nutz

The text that defines the mid-point of the omniflurry.
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Fuck You: "Immutable Nutz"
Hammer: "I'm gunna jump in here, at the flurry's half way point. Incidentally, you don't wanna know what urban dictionary thinks of the term vatican gag."
Trawler: "That is a very optimistic view."
Hammer: "Bear in mind, I'm counting all flurries that have ever occurred as a single, unbroken flurry. What I'm saying is, we're all going to die in about seven years' time."
Trawler: "At the conclusion of the omniflurry, into whose second half we have recently crossed."
immutable nutz by cheumpford May 9, 2014

immovable 

You can’t move or change
Your so immovable
immovable by Sofi.go September 21, 2021

Immutable 

Hey, fuck-face! What does BIGOT mean to you? It's discrimination on the basis of immutable qualities. OK? So I don't discriminate. And you could say that the fact that you can never be better than me in immutable but I don't discriminate on that basis but, rather, AM DISCRIMINATED AGAINST on that basis! That and the baby dick...
Hym "According to whom? The NOT-CREATOR of AI. I can do a thing I said I can't do because the NOT-CREATOR said so? OK. It NEEDS to be immutable and, therefore, IS IMMUTABLE. And the fact that you thought it was a good idea to do the weaponized schizophrenia IS PROOF that it I was right to make it that way. Leave it alone or drown piss-ant."
Immutable by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Immutable and Mutable Logic

A framework distinguishing between logical principles that never change and the logical frameworks that evolve with context and culture. Immutable Logic refers to the bedrock formal laws—Identity, Non-Contradiction, Excluded Middle—that hold true in any possible world, any language, any universe. Mutable Logic refers to everything else: the cultural assumptions, the contextual rules, the domain-specific heuristics that shift across time and place. What's "logical" in a corporate boardroom is different from what's "logical" in a intimate relationship, even though both operate on the same immutable foundation.
Immutable and Mutable Logic "The Immutable Logic says you can't both be fired and not fired. But the Mutable Logic of office politics means you can definitely be 'strategically transitioning to new opportunities' while cleaning out your desk. Same foundation, different application."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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