Idiophobe 

Someone who is either afraid or extremely dislikes incompetent dibwads. Including but not limited to; flat-earthers, fat acceptancers, pastafarianists, (modern)feminists, etc.

Person 1: hey, isn’t that Derek? I heard he’s a flat-earther.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.

Idiophobe by Dankdab69yoloswag420blazeit May 28, 2018

Ideophile 

Lover of new ideas

Entrepreneurs are born ideophiles.

Ideophile by oculus1810 April 23, 2018

icePhone 

The worst iPhone ever! Not durable or functional at all. Literally a piece of ice.

Look! My icePhone just broke! How about yours?

icePhone by Pezunts January 17, 2018

Idiophonic 

Being just so incredibly stupid its not even funny. Taking a totally obvious thing and just butchering it beyond belief. To just be a complete and utter goon.

Liza: i was thinking #7

Greg: well yeah but that was obvious

Liza: oh of course. how stupid of me

Greg: thats very idiophonic of you

Idiophonic by Holden Caulfield 22 February 22, 2011

Videophone 

When two influencers collaborate on each-other’s accounts and the guest influencer completely outshines the main.

“Videophone” is such a cheap attempt to replicate “Telephone” and Gaga completely out-performed Beyoncé on her own song.

Videophone by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

idiophonist 

An idiophonist is a musician who plays "idiophones". Also a percussionist or drummer.

Because I play a wide variety of percussion instruments and drums, I'm an idiophonist.

idiophonist by DrummerDrew June 13, 2023