6 definitions by Pezunts

Sposhij

A chorizo - spicy spanish sausage, according to the ‘Mira!’ Spanish textbook by Anneli McLachlan.

‘I dare you to say spicy Spanish sausage really fast’
‘Ok kid. Spicy spanish sposhij spicy spassis sposjijs’

by Pezunts May 21, 2018

ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018

icePhone

The worst iPhone ever! Not durable or functional at all. Literally a piece of ice.

Look! My icePhone just broke! How about yours?

by Pezunts January 17, 2018

Pulling a Harriet

Causing massive confusion about your age

John said he was 21, but his license says 23, and his friend says 22! He is really pulling a Harriet!

by Pezunts April 11, 2019

Lords mobile

Shit

Wow he plays lords mobile what a nerd

by Pezunts March 12, 2018

pezunt

Someone who was beat to death with a book.

You’re such a pezunt Harrison, You’ve been hit so many times by books, dumbass.

by Pezunts January 12, 2018