21 definitions by Justclowntingz

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Herpegonosyphilaids

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Stuffing season

When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from “cuffing season”.

I’m having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Useful idiot

A term specific to Washington D.C. for “voters”

Boomers are such useful idiots

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Plug fever

The irresistible urge to stick things in your butt.

There is an epidemic of Plug Fever among gay teens in the US.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni

Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020