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Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.
Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.
icrust by ponytrekker July 19, 2007
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incrustuation 

A combination of a crush, infatuation, and lust. This occurs when you feel like you could fall in love with a person you randomly meet and are only in their presence for a very short period of time. This commonly occurs when you least expect it, generally in an obscure setting. While these feelings are accomponied by intense sexual desire, a sense of deeper connection is prevelant.
While I was on vacation with my family, I met a waitress at a run-down seafood restaurant. She had brown hair, tan skin, pink finger-nail polish (which I generally don't care for but this was an exception), and a smokin' hot southern Belle accent. I definitely had an incrustuation on this girl of my dreams.
The feeling of longing that develops after way too many IM sessions or MySpace messages from a cute guy or girl you don't know.
Matthew spents hours talking to Grace, but always on the computer...he knew he'd never meet her, but he had a heck of an iCrush.
iCrush by deacondarlin July 25, 2007
Derived from the French “incruste” whereby one joins into a group or discussion uninvited.
- Did you see how Sally incrusted herself in their conversation?
- Classic Sally
incrust by StreetSlayer November 18, 2017

iCrystalix 

The most favorited IRC bot and the name of the wonderful iCrystalix network.
It's the wonderful iCrystalix bot!
iCrystalix by Eric Davis August 13, 2007

Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon 

The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.
Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”
Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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