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When someone attempts to type 'I hate you' really quickly and fail by hitting the 'b button' instead of the space bar.
Man 1: Bored.
Man 2: I am not bored.
Man 1: ibhate you
ibhate by ooginator April 25, 2011
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ihateningning 

ihateningning is the best skz defender in existence and is the best kpop tiktoker and if you don't like them your wrong!! (Also the best MY)
"who is the best kpop fan?"
"Ihateningning ofc!!"
ihateningning by anonymous October 21, 2022

ihatemylife 

The act of hating ones life
ihatemylife.
ihatemylife by dumpings July 18, 2011

ihateAdmins 

ihateAdmins, someone who hates incompetent Admins, be it social or technical incompetence.
Most likely to be met in Game Servers, but can apply to any other branches.
Oh wow that Admin is 12 years old, is screaming around and bans people for invalid reasons, ihateAdmins.
There is a old glitch on the Server, which allows to duplicate your money and the admin has not fixed it for weeks, even when i told him about it. IhateAdmins!
ihateAdmins by ihateAdmins November 7, 2019

ihateshigaraki 

the hottest and funniest person in the entire world. you could melt by just seeing them
m-did you saw ihateshigaraki’s video today

x-no
m-you should watch it bc they are fucking hilarious

ihatepink 

Whos the best romanian youtuber ?
Ihatepink ...
ihatepink by KokaInaKola October 10, 2018

ihateuto 

random guy who posts tiktok’s
hey ihateuto ur such a weirdo
ihateuto by 👨🏻 February 12, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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