lee iacocca

Born Lido Anthony Iacocca.

Was Chairman of Chrysler for a while, coined the phrase "If you can find a better car, buy it."

In the 80's he turned Chrysler from a shitty company into a shitty company that made lots of money.

Now can be seen with Snoop Dogg make a fool of himself in a commercial.

SD: "I got the hook-ups nephew, fo sho!"

Lee Iacocca: "I'm not sure what you just said, but now everybody gets a great deal!"

lee iacocca by Louie A. September 12, 2005

Iacocca Smoka' 

A Mini-van. Named after Lee Iacocca, former chairman of Chrysler Motors

Check out that MILF rollin' in the fresh Iacocca Smoka'.

Iacocca Smoka' by ballardite August 19, 2006

Iacocca Cola

The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.

Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).

Iacocca Cola by QuacksO August 25, 2017