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A phone, an "iPod", and an "internet communications device"!!!! OH MY GOD! THATS LIKE THREE DEVICES IN ONE!!!
Look at my iPhone! It has a browser AND plays music!!!!1
by kyothine May 30, 2009
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it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
by Technique. June 14, 2008
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The phone created by Apple Inc. It was designed in California, but the phone itself although popular, is a piece of sh*t that sucks major donkey balls. Coined the iSuck by some people because it sucks. The phone is a smartphone that runs on iOS software. The current version is the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, at $199 and $299, respectively. The iPhone 6 Plus is about 3/4 the size of an iPad mini, and is bendable. The iPhone 6 is smaller, but still a phablet. The Samsung galaxy note 3 and note 4 are big-ass phones as well, but you can do way more sh*t on them. For instance, on the note 4, you can literally have 2 apps open on the screen. I must give Apple credit for making the emoji library more defined than the emojis on android, but it doesn't even out the score. For 💩's (sh*t's) sake, get an android phone. You will thank me later. Of course, you are entitled to your own opinion, but don't say I didn't warn you…
Apple maniac: Didya get the new iPhone? It's amazing with… um… uhhhh—
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
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An phone/ipod that was made by the Apple company. It used to cost $600, but then the price dropped to $400 out of nowhere. It uses EDGE speed. It does everything that any other phone can do like mp3, calender, photos, calculator, text, whatever. You cannot receive picture text or send pics, just email. Kinda sucks in a way. Other than that its pretty cool. Youtube is what makes it unique, as well as the touch screen.
Hey what are you doing with your iphone?

Watching Youtube..
by xocjen November 24, 2007
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A less awesome version of the Blackberry cellphone that will break down every five seconds and makes you pay for every piece of software upon it.
iPhone user: "OMGOMG. Look at the ttly-awweeesome app I just got on my iPhone!"
Blackberry user: "...What does it do...?"
iPhone user: "It helps me track Miley Cyrus's exact movements through GPS. Isn't it Keeeewl."
Blackberry user: "STFU. I'm off to a buisness lunch with Chuck Norris."
by Mimi. March 14, 2009
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pretty much the power of a laptop crammed into a phone. but critics say it's supposedly better then Ipod.
will be out in America by June '07 and will be in Australia by late 2008
Iphone or Ipod? ...
by sebastoin pequot February 01, 2007
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The iphone was the first smartphone to provide recreational use from its app store. This has changed evr since the android os for mobile smartphones has been created. The iphone os features simplicity, which can get boring. Most fans of the iphone only like it for all of its fake uses and poinless games, i.e. hand grenade, doodlejump. Android howevr was predicted to kill the iphones glory from day 1, as it features an opensourced interface allowing the user to virtually make the software howevr they want. The androids app repository features less games and mor useful material. While unlocking an iphone brings u to a giant menu of all installed apps, android takes u to ur cuatomized homescreen featuring widgets bookmarks and app shortcuts. Evn a jailbrojen (hacked) iphone/ipod does not compare to an android phone, for the android phone still has mor features. Steve jobs recently said android is hard to develop for cuz of its COUNTLESS phones and versions wen iphone is always the same and only 1 version needs developed for. That statement kills itself, android/htc users r experiencing the greatest mobile phone experience and the only ppl who dont like android wen they get an android phone r ppl who always hav and always will b technologically retarded. Android has been declared by tech experts/critics that it has passed iphone and continues to bttr itself from the iphone os, which if apple keeps using its current philosophy, it will nvr comeback as the greatest smartphone os
Guy 1: "hey check out my awesome new iphone 4 os! It can play music and browse the web and make fart noises"

Guy 2: "hey, watch my android do that and mor while it strobes its led flash" *plays music louder than the iphone, browses desktop versions of code heavy html sites and uses flash to use flash objects on the web, uses fart noise app...*

Guy 3: "1, 2's phone is so much bttr than urs. U look like a giant tool right now cuz u were dumb enough to believe apple's lies."

Guy 1: :( "why did i waste my money on this brick of shit"
by iphonesucks October 22, 2010
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