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50.
It's pretty much one of the coolest gadgets ever. It is a phone, an ipod,an internet browser (which shows the real internet, rather than the crappy one that other cellphones show) and can be much more through downloading apps through the app store, with a selection of 20.000-30.000 apps. It has a great UI, which even the dumbest of people can master. It runs iPhone OS. The iPod Touch runs the iPhone OS too. Three versions of have existed:

a. iPhone Edge 4GB, 8GB
b. iPhone 3G 8GB, 16GB
c. iPhone 3GS 16GB, 32GB

The biggest difference between those models is their speed. The original iPhone has slow internet. The 3G model has higher internet speeds and the 3GS generally runs faster. The iPhone 3G and 3GS have almost the same mass and weight (3GS weighs 2 grams more). Some people say that it sucks, but most f them haven't even touched one and they say it either because someone told them, they hate apple or are jealous.
-Hey dude, I just got an iPhone!
-What? You paid 600$ for that piece of shit?
-First of all, I didn't pay 600$, I bought it from ebay. Second, how do you know if it's a piece of shit? You've never touched an iphone!
-You're right dude, it's awesome, I am just jealous of you.
by Don't use your real name! July 03, 2009
 
51.
Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.
If i had to pick one technological device to have sex with, it would be the iphone.
by Nate7667 January 10, 2007
 
52.
iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone ( a blackberry), a widescreen iPod with touch controls (a COWON Q5W), and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device (again a COWON Q5W). iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software (again a COWON Q5W), letting you control everything with just your fingers (again a COWON Q5W). So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device(As seen in a COWON Q5W), completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone. So, what you bought is a COWON Q5W that fucked a blackberry.
If you already have a cell phone, then don't buy an iphone.
by qblatphemy July 10, 2008
 
53.
1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).

2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.

3. Every haters worst nightmare.

4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.

5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."

2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."

Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"

3. Me : *on my iPhone*

Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."

Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."

Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."

Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."

*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*

4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"

Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"

Petunia: "Black--"

Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"

5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
by Refilwe391!:) March 04, 2010
 
54.
1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. So they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no apparent reason the iphone is not sold in Apple, but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!

*goes to AT&T*

Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.

2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me with it?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*

3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
maleiphone: It must be from your side of the family!
by urbanamr December 07, 2008
 
55.
A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone
ipod + phone = iphone
by Jersey Kid February 22, 2008
 
56.
something that always gets stolen.
yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.
by iammothernature August 14, 2009