The ultimate phone, remains the only world's first touchscreen phone with the largest pool of applications, the most sensitive screen interface, and capabilities that never stop improving.

86% of people who talk crap about iPhones do so because they are jealous and cannot afford one.
Guy with dumbphone: "iPhones are stupid, you pay hundreds of dollars just to use something that you could have had for $20 a month"

iPhone User: "What are you talking about? These things are great, I can check my emails, take great photos, listen to my music, play app games, surf the web at any time, watch YouTube at any time, and so much else!"

Guy with dumphone: "....I know"
by J.J. Kensington August 14, 2010
The greatest mobile device ever made.

People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.

I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.

People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.

In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.

(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)
"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"
by LOLninjacat August 05, 2008
It's pretty much one of the coolest gadgets ever. It is a phone, an ipod,an internet browser (which shows the real internet, rather than the crappy one that other cellphones show) and can be much more through downloading apps through the app store, with a selection of 20.000-30.000 apps. It has a great UI, which even the dumbest of people can master. It runs iPhone OS. The iPod Touch runs the iPhone OS too. Three versions of have existed:

a. iPhone Edge 4GB, 8GB
b. iPhone 3G 8GB, 16GB
c. iPhone 3GS 16GB, 32GB

The biggest difference between those models is their speed. The original iPhone has slow internet. The 3G model has higher internet speeds and the 3GS generally runs faster. The iPhone 3G and 3GS have almost the same mass and weight (3GS weighs 2 grams more). Some people say that it sucks, but most f them haven't even touched one and they say it either because someone told them, they hate apple or are jealous.
-Hey dude, I just got an iPhone!
-What? You paid 600$ for that piece of shit?
-First of all, I didn't pay 600$, I bought it from ebay. Second, how do you know if it's a piece of shit? You've never touched an iphone!
-You're right dude, it's awesome, I am just jealous of you.
by Don't use your real name! July 03, 2009
Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.
If i had to pick one technological device to have sex with, it would be the iphone.
by Nate7667 January 10, 2007
1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. So they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no apparent reason the iphone is not sold in Apple, but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!

*goes to AT&T*

Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.

2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me with it?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*

3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
maleiphone: It must be from your side of the family!
by urbanamr December 07, 2008
iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone ( a blackberry), a widescreen iPod with touch controls (a COWON Q5W), and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device (again a COWON Q5W). iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software (again a COWON Q5W), letting you control everything with just your fingers (again a COWON Q5W). So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device(As seen in a COWON Q5W), completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone. So, what you bought is a COWON Q5W that fucked a blackberry.
If you already have a cell phone, then don't buy an iphone.
by qblatphemy July 10, 2008
A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone
ipod + phone = iphone
by Jersey Kid February 22, 2008

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