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the biggest peice of shit ever made. Its horrible touch screen mixed with way to many horrible features such as you tube and "Internet" provides a new way for twelve year old girls to text as if on a computer and look up Porn without their parents catching them. Might be the worst gift a parent could give to their child. And not to mention that it goes for 600 dollars
Douche/twelve year old girl- man the iphone frickin pwns newbs man! Ur samsung is affordable, reliable and has a battery life longer than ten minets but its still shitty cuz u can't go on myspace in class or text like aim! And I'm gangsta cuz my parents get my spoiled ass useless and expensive shit like this.

Person who is not a mindless conformist bastard- wow! I hate u now! U think taking scantily clad egg sized tits and putting them straight onto ur myspace is fun dont you? I thought so.

Douche/twelve year old girl- your totaly right I should get my head out of my ass and grow up thank you!
by Benatar pirate June 10, 2008
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what yo mamma sat on to create the iPad
I had an iPhone but yo mamma sat on it and i got me the first iPad
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a worthless piece of shit for a wanna be windows mobile user.
apple=garbage

only 2 kinds of people in this world have an iPhone:
1) Fags
2) Fags
hey look at me i have an iPhone, im a wanna be pussy who likes taking large penis in the ass!
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1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).

2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.

3. Every haters worst nightmare.

4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.

5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."

2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."

Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"

3. Me : *on my iPhone*

Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."

Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."

Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."

Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."

*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*

4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"

Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"

Petunia: "Black--"

Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"

5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
by Refilwe391!:) March 04, 2010
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It was a thing of the future when it came out. Now it's an overmarketed paper weight that sucks the soul out of the common user. It is now a thing of the past. The majority of iphone users can't even afford the phone or the monthly bill but they will get it because it's an apple product.
Customer: So I heard that the new iphone 4s does voice to text, has a dual core processor, and an 8 mega pixel camera, is that correct?

Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.

Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
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A piece of crap that people would spend their 3 years of savings on, but only to discover that a better version of it came out every 3 weeks.
Guy 1: dude have you seen my new iphone its so fricking awesome!

Guy 2: that sh*t is old, man you need to get the new 3GS
by adghaerh April 08, 2010
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Well people just make bad reviews about iPhones because they can't afford one. iPhone is a great tool that incompasses google maps, an full internet browser, youtube, a great camera, also can view great photos, a 2-4G video iPod, and also .............. a phone =)
Me: iPhone yo?
you: man those things are gay, why would i shell out
600$ for sumtin like dat?
me: cuz u cant afford it?
you: tru dat, broke like a joke
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