A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.
Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!
by FuriousFanny November 27, 2007
Apple's newest attempt to take over the world with their crappy products. This time, however, they are focusing on the telecommunications industry. They dumbed down the world with the Mac, the oh-so-wonderful iPods, and now they've unleashed the iPhone, otherwise known as a PDA with phone capabilities.

It's $600 and it will be the worst $600 you will ever spend if you choose to get one. Even worse than the PS3, and that's saying something.
Person A: "Hey, did you see the new iPhone?! I used up most of my life savings to buy one, but it's so worth it! Check it out!"

Person B: "...so, you basically bought the $600 mutant offspring of a PDA and a cell phone?"

Person A: "No no, it's more than that! It can play music and surf the Internet and it has a revolutionary touch interface!"

Person B: "Oh right, let me rephrase: it's the $600 mutant offspring of a shitty iPod, a shitty Mac running a shitty new version of Safari, and the touch interface of a PDA. Right, sorry."
by Apple Sucks July 05, 2007
It was a thing of the future when it came out. Now it's an overmarketed paper weight that sucks the soul out of the common user. It is now a thing of the past. The majority of iphone users can't even afford the phone or the monthly bill but they will get it because it's an apple product.
Customer: So I heard that the new iphone 4s does voice to text, has a dual core processor, and an 8 mega pixel camera, is that correct?

Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.

Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
by tacobell3324 January 22, 2012
The most amazing phone known to man. I would be lost without mine. It can do just about anything.
1- Dude, is that an iPhone?
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
by xlovelovelovex3 February 08, 2010
God is still waiting for his special "B.C." Edition when Apple finds a way to deliver it to him.
God: Still waitin' for that iPhone, Apple. . .
by Foof811 March 31, 2011
A very interestingly innovative device developed and created my Apple. It sports one button while everything else is controlled by the high resolution touch screen. It can do just about anything that any other cell phone can do such as internet, text messaging, etc. The iPhone is the first phone to have a media player (iTunes) as the synchronizing software for contacts as well as the music. The iPhone also has more applications than the Russians had people back in WW2.The iPhone is now available in 3G but only available for AT&T. AT&T charges more to use the iPhone than to use a data hogging HTC which makes absolutely no sense and is very unfair to those who favor Apple's product. Granted the AT&T customer service is good which is where Apple seems to be lacking in. The iPhone is one of the only new generation phones (for the price anyway) that can not do media messaging but is overcome by using e-mail as a loophole, can not do video (seriously why do cells have cams anyway), and has a glass screen (sorry guys it breaks pretty easily). The only true con this device has is possibly the battery. Battery life becomes terribly short even after a few months and is expensive to replace.

In summarization, the iPhone is a nifty all-in-one media device (this device is NOT recommended as a business phone so get a Blackberry or Palm) with a really clean OS and lots of features. It supports 3G and gets good coverage through AT&T. Just beware AT&T's high deposits and monthly payments. The device itself has a decent price so you can buy it and unlock it for use on other GSM services (T-Mobile!!). Just beware the glass screen and the battery life.
Check it out I got the iPhone 3G!
by sirkillalot44 May 09, 2009
1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. so they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no real reason the iphone is not sold in Apple but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!

*goes to AT&T*

Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
by amrtheman December 07, 2008
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