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$
1. The sign for the US dollar.
2. General sign for money.

Unlike common conceptions Money is not all that great, currency (say.... gold) has true value, but money is essentially a promise from the government that distributes the money that you can get stuff for it.

So when most people say they want money, they mean they want currency.

It is widely believe that there are some things that you cannot buy with money. This is not strictly true.

You can infact, buy things like love with money if you can purchase....

1. a time machine
2. atomic reconstructor
3. genetic manipulator
4. brainwashing machine
"Sum dude said i couldn't buy love with money, but i showed them when i used my brainwashing machine!"

"That guy said i could never stop a idea, i showed him when i used my time machine to go back in time and keel the d00d."

"ALL HAIL $$$! $$$ is great!"
"... you mean currency."
"whatever man, same thing."
by LOLninjacat August 05, 2008
The greatest mobile device ever made.

People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.

I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.

People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.

In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.

(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)
"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"
by LOLninjacat August 05, 2008

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