hypercrite 

The opposite of hypocrite. An honest and true person.

A: I'm so sad Bill died.
B: Yeah, Bill was da man. He was a real hypercrite. I'm gonna miss him. *sniff*

hypercrite by slightly slighted August 28, 2010

Hypocritical 

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

Hypocritical by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

Hypocritical Feminist

A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.

Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.

Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.

Hypocritical Feminist by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016

Hypocriticism 

n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.

When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.

Hypocriticism by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010

hypocriticizer 

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

hypocriticizer by bobcajun July 15, 2010

Hypocriticism 

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of

Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism

Hypocriticism by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019

Hypocritical liar 

Someone who lies about other people lying.

Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)

Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.

Hypocritical liar by dishonest March 15, 2014