n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.
When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.
by Ben Earl Jones September 24, 2010
When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of
by Bennyboi265 October 8, 2019
A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".
Kumar: Dude, this is weed!
George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.
Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: Duh!
Kumar: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No sir
George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Huh yeah.
George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.
Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: Duh!
Kumar: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No sir
George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Huh yeah.
George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
by bobcajun July 15, 2010
For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.
"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.
"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.
by bexness April 9, 2016
Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.
Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.
by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009
To be criticized for being a hypocrite.
by aesookghyo July 9, 2010
"its the hypocriticism for me"
by the idiots friend October 30, 2020