hypocritic 

Some one who criticizes you for something who also does that thing.

My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!

hypocritic by Baseer September 17, 2005

hypocritic 

a hypocritical-critic.

someone who critizes another but they do/are the same as the person their critising.

The church minister displayed open-hatred views toward gays, but behind doors he was gay, what a hypocritic.

hypocritic by appkey January 5, 2007

hypocritic oath 

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

hypocritic oath by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome 

When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.

"Dude, you are going through Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome, please shut your face hole."

Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome by Wumperson November 2, 2020

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hypocrite generation 

The baby boomers in a nutshell. That's all that there is to them. They accuse millennials and Generation X of being narcissists when, in reality, they are the biggest ones. They call millennials and Generation X entitled, yet the numbers show that boomers mooch off Welfare and other poverty and unemployment programs more than ANY other generation of adults. Oh yeah, and who's working to PAY FOR THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY that keeps them alive and ABLE to bitch about those "entitled Generation X and millennial children"?

They also use the term "millennial" to describe anyone who looks younger and healthier than them.

They have a serious disconnect from reality, as shown by how EVERY generation alive today, include the SILENTS BEFORE THEM, consider them entitled and bratty, yet boomers swear that they're the best.

When asked about their status, they dismiss anyone younger than themselves ("millennials") as entitled and with some cliche that can fit in a bumper sticker. Of course, when Silent Generation people tear them a new one, then "they're just getting confused with their old age." Nothing is EVER a boomer's fault in these narcissists' eyes. Also depend on those "entitled" millennials and Generation X to fund their Social Security checks. Are also statistically the BIGGEST leeches of Welfare/food stamps/Medicaid/unemployment benefits and other such poverty assisting programs. They'll never admit it though.

“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it. They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures. You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.”

George Carlin – 1996

It's nice to hear someone born BEFORE the hypocrite generation fuckers tell them the truth.

hypocrite generation by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 6, 2017

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013