hotnese 

A hot Asian girl of initially indeterminable race.

"Is she Korean or Japanese? She looks kinda Chinese." Hmmm...all I know is she's hotnese.

hotnese by Franchise756 November 20, 2007

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

New Hotness 

Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.

Breon is old and busted. Meghan is the new hotness.

New Hotness by meghan August 20, 2003

Circumstantial Hotness 

An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.

1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.

2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.

3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.

Circumstantial Hotness by raincheckross December 9, 2012

Hotness Scale 

A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.

EX-

A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.

Hotness Scale by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

hotness everdeen 

when your hotter than the girl on fire🔥🔥🔥

guuurrrrllll u r hotttt. hotness everdeen over hereeeee.

hotness everdeen by Mr Freckless April 17, 2017

relative hotness 

The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.

For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.

Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.

relative hotness by BigBoi on Trone November 1, 2009